Does not make sense in Thailand tour 4

Coral island tanning

Before looking at ctrip travels a lot about climbing Cliff Bay tour itinerary description, I think it is not fun, so in the night before, clause 2 days trip when I changed a coral island tour, 500B.

In the morning, eating, those completing the fat man sitting travel car came up one of the largest Terminal, but because we go is "cool" we don't have in crowded places on board, but is more lonely beach water on a small boat.

Fellow of the United Kingdom, a family of three, Italy Japan sisters spent three daughter. I am wearing a bathing suit, a sling, down fruit a yarn cage with a scarf in Lijiang buy (photographic effect is quite good).

Fast sailing, the United Kingdom youth leadership rushed to the front deck comes off a seat, I countered the scarf wrapped around to head a follow up.

The 2 Japan woman saw me this "Arab" dress up just smiled. Also, the Li River, I sunshine due to skin allergies, go with a scarf fruit head wearing a large dark glasses, so many times in Lijiang hear someone say: "is this camouflage Arab terrorists! this point Sun to!" I personally believe that the fruit head scarf, wind, hair and scarf flying together, very little style, benevolent see benevolence Moses.

PERGA, today there is a strong wind, the waves were anxious, plus boat than yesterday's small ship tossed worse.

Sit on the deck of my several times was thrown up, then down to the deck. There are also several times our entire yacht has been thrown into the air, triggering boat screaming, banker or inclusions male, I hope it wasn't flounder. Our boat alike feel than yesterday sat ten times larger vessels stimulate, thrilling races across the roller coaster. Although there is a danger of being thrown to the sea, but a unit and the nature of the pride, I fancy myself a handsome unruly pirate chieftain breezes, the drums beat, which is leading to all the little pawns marching towards a small island. The Islands closer and more urgent, "wave in a wave has not subsided to a wave to hit" layer wave Rotarian to push our boat to experience old when we found the captain did not put the bow on a crest, but with the hull parallel with Crest Lane, take the circuitous tactical near coral island. This estimate is to conserve fuel and maintain the stability of vessels will not upset, and been taken, and the bucket, and breasts.

On the island, see the island is very small, no more, the sea is not as popular as other branches of the sea, the green of the magic of the sea here is light green, the Beach also has the remains of shells, Sandy is not very clean, near coral reefs, seems to be not suitable for swimming.

Our "mission" of the occupation of a row of open-air beach chairs, United Kingdom man put their big Pack small packs a throw to quickly put on eyedropper dian a paunch rushed to the moondown I haven't used lotion sunscreen finished when he heard in the sea called: "help help!!!!

~ ~ "I quickly informed his son, come quickly, your dad daughter from drowning! his son rushed over, immediately and slow back, I asked how it happened, the original rocks too much water is too shallow, man tour does not come back. Look thin black tour guide to white fat man pulled ashore effort, I see a man tummy waist from left to right back with a dozen centimeters long surgery scars on his chest, and 2 points, I laughed, the thought of man jumping belly dancing look ...

Listen to the guide said that here the sea is full of coral, especially beautiful, so called coral island.

Overweight see blood boiling water, ignored have sunburn like grilled lobster-like skin, "young blood" and into the sea. Watch the overweight children swim to 200 metres away, I'm a little worried and afraid of him from drowning, quickly with love's voice calling his: "pig, pig, don't swim so far Ah shark eat pork ~ ~. "He was very angry that stand up, the water only to his knees ... He complained about too many reefs, shell is very sharp and cut his "fine pinenrou", I suggest that he had 2 slippers are set in the hands and feet to go swimming, it is estimated that he felt that I was playing with his car and never walk back. (I personally feel that this approach is good, go to the friends you can try)

Fat man swimming, I was the wind and the sea were apathetic, relax, don't want to go to stem "swimming" in the manual work.

On the shore watched Korea kids of "sand" back to the beach chairs, like cats, like the Sun day sun, playing several rolls, is my program today. A will to a local man told me to recommend a parachute, snorkeling, banana boat, Sea project. By Convention, runs out of Japanese, Korean, English, he carefully asked me whether I was in Hong Kong or Taiwan people, I really don't want to disappoint him, tell him I'm a mainland Chinese (good in one country, are people into Hong Kong Taiwan and the mainland people, it's sad), he'll look strange said: "Let's play with snorkeling, I figure you cheaper. Those who dive at Korea 40 minutes 100 dollars, the price is good for you. "Why do people play in mainland! does not work?! I'm ready to pay, sad discovery: today no money!!! because yesterday in the PIPI useless money, this morning I went to put the money safe. Sellers of sympathy I flipped out all pockets, I nodded, "I understand, I understand," said nothing. Back to think about 100 dollars in 40 minutes is too expensive, in PATONG2500B (500 RMB) deep dive tour, also pack a diving certificate. I'm sympathetic looked behind those noisy Korea mission, but both China team after Thailand new "development" gold objects.

Sitting in a beach chair, soft wind gust gust flicks a body of water of yarn cage savory slightly stimulating a smell.

Body lazy, I put both feet in the sand, do not want to move, do not want to think, who then becomes a sensory animals. Eyes follow the distance I love man, watching him like a kid playing with water, the body is immersed in the beauty of this is not described, powerful well-being package at me, like a magic like a true God,Don't wake me up. If you can, I would never sleep on the beach, with my love, my happiness, so I do not have to undergo any change, live in this wonderful moment.

Are curious self-satisfaction, suddenly been feet a little excitement to disturb, focused attention! turned out to be a doggie do not know when to lie in my feet, see my flirt, are filled with small Paws to me very excited planing on sand.

I am busy with toes "feel" its head, it immediately turned down his stomach invites I felt, Oh yes, it's very "kind", but its hard to, Ah, I had a hard rubbing will it stomach slowly and sleep over. Miles, was not over it, open your eyes, this betrayal to sell friends dog guy, and lie to Italy next to my little sister went before the tail to shake off. Not just little sister blond, wearing bikini swimsuit no jacket, can they only 8 years old, smelly dog drooling for you, so stupid yaotoubaiwei?

Never mind, I won the hearts of dogs but there is a killer, 04 to Thailand I observed that since Thailand is too hot, dogs like to dig a hole in the ground, then the stomach put up cool.

I'll be right in front of dug a pit, thought, I also do not believe you really like the "omelet", leave dead (Chengdu dialect: worst) sister I this is "boiled eggs" chest. Sure enough dogs like pig son worms peristalsis, rolled into a pit, wise to JJ 's. This dog is so cute, with full ears full nostrils are sand, and you do not see red lilaysi give me the whole, I decided to take it to go swimming! it on hold to the sea, along with laughter, applause and cheers sent flowers, just jump into the sea it struggled to run back to shore, went straight to a sister crying out in front of the "Korea". Let me play with it to please it ignored me, did not taste dogs, actually like artificial beauty.

For dinner, I look at the Hall, only this table population composition is a "patchwork", Korea's largest, secondly there is a table of Taiwan.

And we at the same table of Japan and the United Kingdom, on me and overweight has undergone a lot of interest.

First United Kingdom man and Italy-daughter chat, proactive told me he worked in Italy for seven years, the whole family can speak Italian, are you still keep watching Italy TV news.

Then ask us is which of the city from China, I said to be from Panda's hometown of Sichuan, thought that he'll be able to know that he regrets that shook his head, said he did not know, do not know the Sichuan pandas.

The Japan woman received the topic said that she came to China, the Chinese have delusions of grandeur, several years of economic development is quite amazing, everywhere in Japan is China's commodity, many products are "made in China".

Japan is the automobile manufacturing industry has great power, and now China auto manufacturing industry increasingly developed. What she said I am very proud of our heart on her "AV actress" of the image changed. I told her that in China, Japan car Honda, Toyota and Nissan are everywhere, but this car is not made in Japan and made in China. She smiled and said, Ah, China auto manufacturing industry will soon replace our Japan is amazing!

United Kingdom young Julian asked me: "the Chinese economy in this 10 years developing so rapidly, what makes you the country's economic development can be so fast?" my English listening is not very good, mostly many word meaning cannot be quickly reflected what does it mean that after the translation for overweight, I used my only vocabulary and concepts of Economics answered him: "one is in the last few years of rapid development, because of the large population.

We have a lot of cheap labor force, the Chinese people to bear hardships and stand hard work, Smart minds, while Government over the past few years in the people's education spent a great deal of energy. We maintain a favorable balance of trade, the economic situation as well. "My point of view is very biased, La 7 La eight explanation seems to make him happy.

He then asked me: "we all know that currently face the problem of China, Taiwan or not, on the return you get to see.

"I told him that the Mainland side of our childhood, education is the" Taiwan is an inalienable part of China, "and Taiwan's education has never been this, many Taiwan did not from the heart that he is Chinese. But I personally think that the situation is the best. I say immediately caused the whole table person could not understand, ask me why, overweight are also said to me, you don't talk about politics and the United Kingdom, don't beat up. I quickly explained: "because the history of Taiwan, now is not the moment can be solved. Chinese people don't like war and violence, if the use of war as a means of unified China believe that people on the Mainland and Taiwan people are unwilling to see. There are currently saying Taiwan Government says that he is, as long as he is not himself is Taiwan, do not deny that this is, I hope that in the absence of a better solution, to maintain the status quo. Taiwan issue is different from India and Pakistan, the peace on current efforts to develop economy is the most important. I think it can solve Hong Kong Taiwan issue is the best. "These words are correct or not, I don't know, but those people are understanding and recognition.

Julian is a descendant of the old capitalist countries, on the senior interested in feudal empire, always ask about China's political and economic issues, such as "do you think China can catch up with the United States in 20 years or the United Kingdom?" and "your country's leadership is in what way those?" and "how to ensure the sustainable development of China's economy?" they made me feel that, "China threat" in the West, I do my best to explain to him of the ability of his problem, I am sweating like pulp, thirsty, afraid to answer on any incorrectly to the homeland as a bad influence.

After some conversation, I think Westerners do not know much about China, there are a lot of misunderstandings, they do not understand but also very curious, but some negative on China, incorrect perceptions are also affected.

I and overweight are very patriotic, we want to make moreMany Westerners understand China like Chinese, then an invitation to them, ask them to come in person to see, tell them to China's beauty is not to describe my mouth can, China is not like some people say the West. Only their eyes see only their own personal experience, in order to have the most correct view.

Perhaps our patriotic enthusiasm infect them, Japan suggested group photo, her loud shout attendants help, but finally is a Korea man help us took the photo.

Really wonderful Ah, I think it might be only in Thailand so the fascinating country, China, Korea, Japan can temporarily forgotten history of hatred, laughing in a table. Japan woman asked us if married, I am sorry to say we just men and women friends, she said that you would get married, I tell her, maybe. Her cry why is "maybe"!? I explained that everything changes at anytime, the heart is the most rapidly in the future how anyone could not be determined, so seize the present is the most important. To this "seize the present is the most important" toast, end this wonderful lunch.

Over lunch, came to enjoy the sunshine on the beach.

Watch the playful dogs on the beach, just call them over, it can be unnerving, all of a sudden come to a seven or dog, Wai beside me, tongues wait I touch, looked around dogs, feel a bit like the Queen of the "dog."

Suddenly a dog starts to plow and sand, saw its arduous dug deep a hole, just wonder, you see it into the mouth, gorged buried in the sand, I was surprised that it was not my touch, depressed to go crazy, busy and put it in her arms.

A watch it carefully, it's amazing what a guy, mouth, tongue, full of sand, it is also not bad. At this time the guide told me that this guy eats sand because of its lunch too many uncomfortable sand to help it absorb.

And what a world of difference, the fate of the stray animals are different.

In China, the roadside of wild dogs always have green eyes staring at you, hope you can give something to eat to it. Whenever I am delivering food to the homeless animals, they all are swallowing saliva while cautious side near the eyes have been watching you, beware that you'd suddenly face to them. Might be abused, and their eyes will always be full of humility, beware, please, when I give them feeding, watching the eyes always want to cry.

In Thailand full street are all wild dogs, the absolute number more than China, but the stray cats and dogs every piece is a full stomach.

They seem to never fluttering, needs is a human touch. China is certainly better than Thailand, why such a mainly rely on tourism for the country, national income per capita catch up with China's State, still have a lot of people in poverty have not eaten with rice, wild dogs cats were not skinny, hunger to brings screams. Our country's Helen is hungry at any time, now have to take care yourself not to be all kinds of metamorphosis, torture. That Thailand Helen ' treatment differences with heaven, I think not only because of Thailand is the cause of Buddhist countries, Thailand national human glory shines more brightly the lives of stray dogs and cats.

Overweight children accompany me playing with a dog, and I had the Sea Duck and play my categorically rejected, I was determined to be on the beach and enjoy a day of sunshine and the sea breeze, the poor little fat man alone into the sea.

Italy next to the mother with poor English asked me: "If your boyfriend likes the Sun is right, we are the Sun, do you like?" and I am embarrassed to tell her the "closet": "he's not like the Sun, which was the first time he saw the sea, so excited. Not that I don't like the Sun but don't want to get too dark. In China, white skin is the most beautiful girls. "She's hearing looked at me and said:" I think you are much better than white! are white Europeans. "Listening to his words, like I, have been astonished. The original whitening the highest realm is not a big S pursuit of everyone to admire its than fluorescent lights also white, which is a white man praised himself than she also did not expect the white! I pursue the many years of whitening, finally let me have the true essence of its popular coral island, wonderful and marvelous wonderful and marvelous.

3 pm returns.

Ashore, I saw a hawker selling corn smell delicious, very large index finger, like eating a tender corn, but English water is limited, do not know how to say I'm a tender corn, but human intelligence is infinite, I was careful to say: "I want to buy a young one, don t want to would have old one. Do you understand?” (I'm a young corn, not old corn, you know what I mean?) Hawker-I laughed in the pot to rummage salvaged a root for me. Skeptical of a bite, I found it fresh and juicy sweet than honey also. "Communication without limits," long live Thai friendship!

In the evening, come to TIGER BAR behind the stall, "99" lobster.

Universal although is an island but the lobster prices and not especially cheap, after some talk, I ordered a medium size lobster 900B, a large shrimp 100B, 2 large crab 200B, with taste of Thailand-beer, this meal to eat very well. Lobster is a bit of practice, is the failure of lobster meat cut out fried shrimp, and then reload the shrimp shell, is the "up" and "baotiantianwu"! so fresh lobster how are the direct slice table, let's eat sashimi. Shrimp stir fry with oil, because fresh shrimp, meat fresh, sweet, playing the tooth, but made up for the lack of reactive power with so-so, 100B price to eat a large disk, Chengdu benefits. Crabs are the highlights of the meal, with a lot of fragrant curry sauce, served as code, xiejiao crab it immersed in delicate aroma, in, regardless of image bit xiejiao Meng, grab gravy mix with curry sauce into the throat,Ecstatic. Thailand food and Sichuan dishes; both are more focused on cooking with spice, but Thailand has to keep the food dish that the original flavor essence, and Sichuan dishes such as spicy crab, materials, large large apparent is the ability to control the ingredients of the other ingredients.

We sat on the left side of the pitch of 20 people, constituting a Korea 3 big table, filled with all kinds of seafood, estimates put the menu all the seafood practices.

The right pitch sat 4 Japan boys, but also full table food. When we next to several foreigners about looking after the praise: Asian people can eat.

Through the careful observation, I finally know how to distinguish between Korea and Japan: Korea — be sure to see their women.

Then the hot weather, Korea woman will certainly very thick powder-coated base, with makeup on. After several days of Thailand Sun, face and neck with a strong sense of color levels. Korea people dress looks very similar to the Chinese people in General, dress; Japan Women makeup but unlike Korea man makeup is very heavy. Japan's characteristics is that men and women, no matter what the weather is hot, dress must have been there, Mashup, hippie, HIIPHOP, also will wear a nice hat. Japan man heads are not high, I do not know are not.

Bartender food foot calmly walked into the street a massage shop, enjoy a foot massage.

The shop has a foreigner with a Thai girl in a massage. Thai girls are wall television TV attract, reveal a face of innocent, simple. A they do massage, foreigners despite the call she left, she looked up and foreigner representations to the effect that made her look, at this time the face of pure Flash, is face of Aeolian taste and elegant look. TV drama is nothing more than big milk's daughter bullying Mistress's daughter, do not let others love blossom of a class. The plot is very old, I would like to attract the Tai Mei may be the only TV room will have sweet love story.

In a "look after" 3 minutes, the foreigner is impatient to go outside to smoke, then called her, she immediately saying farewell TV, follow her benefactor.

Yes, its the love for others with compassion and joy, it is better to wait on their own clothing and Gold master, this kind of minimum professional accomplishment she still have.

Finished massage, completely renewed for people.

Our lazy wandering along the road of bang-la, curious walked into a bookstore. Thailand deserves to be a porn industry developed, and the services sector, in perfect nation tourist guide books on thoughtful comparable to Japan. Their shelves, appear the most, by far the best selling is like the no money no honey "," how to find a bar girl "," bar guide on this kind of porn Guide series. Look for a moment, feeling very intimate, "the people" in Thailand was carried forward.

I couldn't resist the shelf take down an exquisite packaging, the big book A4 coated paper.

The contents of this book so amazing, there are all adjustable on the unprotected intercourse, also with three women and men, the whole field of live ammunition of unprotected intercourse. At home I would get lost, I don't want to make people think I'm a behavior disorderly girl. Because at home, in the human body, such as photography, encyclopedia of unprotected intercourse are generally of counters, wearing thick bottle glasses, greasy hand break sweater, always straight no waist, weak shrinkage of middle-aged man, they looked at his profane secretly, these books but never buy. But looking at the hands of the book does not make me feel sick and obscene, just let me think men and women of good health. In the end is to become an obscene book, or book to become obscene? of course its price is not cheap, to 1 million baht, estimated to Chinese customs group of clintonism wouldn't let this "pornographic books" smooth accession to GATT.

Sleep blasts hit, I am overweight said: "go back to bed a little earlier today.

"Ride on" 692 "to KARON, our sleepy my eyes open eyes, also good back to the hotel on the way, their eyes closed can also be back. Just turn a big bend, suddenly saw in front of a police station in the middle of the road, past a motorcycle foreigners have been stopped. I was surprised to see on the ctrip, must be the police are questioning a driver's license! I quickly tap overweight children: hurry, hurry "rapid turnover!! grab our!" do not know is that he did not respond, or prepare check rush gate, "" went straight towards police 692. "A terrible, terrible, melon run out. "I want, while intense side quickly admonished flounder:" to play (Chengdu dialect of: pretends to) did not see the policeman, our shuttle (Chengdu dialect: stream) in the past! "

The little fat eyes look sideways look at a pavement, make hard drive carefully, I head to the other side to enjoy the scenery.

Want to get away, police whistle blowing stopped us. Thought dead dead, no driver's license, we definitely want to yell, skimming died down public Security Bureau (Chengdu dialect: minimum) are security detention fifteen days, do not know have not beaten, Oh. Recall telling their friends had ctrip also caught too, but she can't understand English, was released. When the police used English told us your passport and driver's license, I and overweight at his head, fluent, standard US English answered: "we didn't bring a passport, we do not understand English, couldn't understand anything, nor does it say". The police have no trust eye us, call our car on the street, "Shua" out of a fine, fine 200B (police station in the back of the Muay Thai fight on the street every day for dinner there).

A wave of representations in vain, overweight children had to spend 120B sat "Mo 's" going to pay a fine.

Leave me alone, isolated, helpless at the roadside, uttering saw to be a lot of foreigners have been stopped, pay a fine. Mo's "next to" my master, your boyfriend will come back after a while, up to 20 minutes. I whispered complaining of poor luck, even when the provisional check, he told me that here every evening 9 to 11 will check motorcycle driving licence。 Make me depressed miserable, it was today go back too soon. I noticed that some foreigners are stopped, they produce a piece of paper was released, the estimate is a fine one.

Widespread pressure overweight also does not come back, he saw the police also stopped a with Thai girl in Italy men, he produced a similar documents in paper, very relaxed and in Italy told the police that a motorcycle driving licence.

Several police officers to meet carefully, seem to say Italy license is the way, let the man and the Thai girl go. Italy men after I while I made a face that sly smiles, waved waving the "license". I was aware that that is definitely not a driver's license. Later told little fat, he also stated that should the car driver's license with me, just save the 300B fine.

Horror-stricken back to the hotel, I asked: "why you little fat start not a u-turn?" he said: "I see are foreigners with Thai girls are stopped, I thought it was check the health of Thai girls.

"Too damned, Thailand police should be used this way to make money, since fines license of money, why approve companies and travel agencies to the car to foreigners who do not have a driver's license, but as long as the penalty once money, the ticket becomes a pass. Too soiled, world police generally black, Chengdu is also the land of electronic camera anywhere, giving the feeling to be a "money".

I was a bit of a fine, and melancholy of watching TV.

Overweight children aside é said: "the ease and comfort, Thailand ticket, go back to flaunt. "White his few eyes, I was on television of Thailand singer MTV laugh. Those Thai sings "Ranger crashing" does not refer to it, does not comply with the world of mainstream aesthetic nor gave the most funny is that MTV drama: a "fat man" dwarf white high on stage performances, and the audience participation renyao a feeling already 70 years playing with (Chengdu dialect: partial to) dress up as a 40-year-old "taipo" offering of his field, put a lot of money into his (her?) chest, hip, and finally also pushed the crowd rushed to the front, to do with the money spent on ugly man's neck, that looks sick man on stage was twisted so twisted pride ... Estimated lyrics are celebrating their "love". Finally could not bear this can and "indecent folk trio group" comparable to MTV, because full Subversion I fashion aesthetic philosophy, I go to another computer, see what's on a more pleasant and more contemporary MTV, is a combination of bogiedodge, he looked like Daniel, there is a long thin "actress" I think that pretty well, and he starts to sing, I found that is a man. Don't freak, mistook him for the woman because he had long hair into the head of the "Princess" (rolled in tail). Thailand star was so impressive modeling.

Although Thailand police fines is a bit of a bad mood, but Thailand singer makes up for my dissatisfaction, and let me sleep in laughter.

Need additional points: 1, if you want to rent a motorcycle, and no motorcycle license, then do in 9 to 11 and from several Beach (later return all the way to have the car has a very light, security); If you must travel in the time period, please use the motor vehicle driver's license cheat Thailand police; if fake documents not muddle through, fine single can act as the days pass.

2. do not feel that their English is bad, as long as you are going to say a few words, communication can be done by pointing, drawing even show. Visitors generally asked questions or the questions that people generally know Thailand. 3. If you sufficient patriotic, English and a few blind whipping, a certain number of invitations to foreigners, they come to China to see. 4, the facts prove that wearing a swimsuit is can hit everywhere, deal with a yarn cage. 5. Although the coral island are few, but it is really a good place for a holiday.

(The distance is 100 USD submersible 45 minutes Korea people.

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(Good dog ~ ~ tricked touch.

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(Others dew points it to man go there ...)

(Focus on dog HA.

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(1350b。

Lobster sashimi, built to make the meal, we almost didn't finish eating, and weight. )

(1300B. recommendations made into sashimi lobster.

The crab delicious AH!!!)