Yi Tai

I was going to use a fluent chinglish walk Phuket, but didn't think he was just on the plane from Bangkok aviation stewardess smell with Thai English giant thick to suppress students illiterate. Thailand's English pronunciation is really surprising, such as "what" and "water" and they are read into the "Watt ladder", does not stand in the next few days as I recently most pleasant for a longer period of time. "Excuse me, orange juice and tile ladder, please", you know the air hostesses. Thailand is a bit of boxed Orange slightly salty taste with the ice is very good, and Phuket. I arrived in Phuket is 10 a.m. local time, in addition, I saw the outside of the sea. There is no airport on the side of the fence, coconut, no there is no control tower, nothing, only the blue sea and into the eye without niunie, I would not hesitate to give a compliment. Go out with the locals at the airport, he waited for me a long time but still with a smile, I was lucky, because the hotel carpool, today I am a man, into the car. The right to drive vehicles to attract me also is less than one minute, the scenery outside the window is clearly more attractive. Phuket is not very hot, the sky is blue, the sunlight and some dazzling, airport to patong roadside scenery like very domestic rural, small house, or simply only plants, flowers, and color are very bright. From a mountain winds down to see a great hotel, patong. I forgot what the mood before, but now I feel relaxed and happy. All people are willing to see the sincere heart smile, prefer to be smiling, I enjoy it all, so I naturally passed on a tip, naturally, just like I have been in the habit of tipping. Poor to the airport to pick up my black short stay complex beard, just off the plane could change money, so I have to shake hands with him. I have no plans of the State spent two days: sleep to wake up, then go to naturally eat less delicious free breakfast. Then soak in the hotel swimming pool back to infants or patong town narrow streets, hungry looking handsome restaurant to a bowl of ice with coconut, or Thai fried rice with vegetable fried rice, sometimes a good appetite, with a refreshingly soup. If you met a hotel shuttle bus free of charge on the beach, I'll ride to patong beach beckon to rent a beach chair lay one afternoon, happy and ran nautical miles to go, people are very warm, often hear people say "I can help you." So I have a few strangers before styling to take pictures, but unfortunately they are not willing to help me sunscreen, and tourists from all over the world who saw a posture funny Asian person to put things back. Phuket is one of the rain, comes to mad and spectacular, but every time there are only three minutes to heat, go have quickly. Shelter from the rain, I knew to do tourism business of mas, she doesn't know she finds in Chengdu, but I was in Hong Kong. We have a good time, despite the language barrier, accent problem is serious, but more than a few designated, communication still smoothly. I have booked in her there, including fantansea show pick-up and buffet price is 1600 baht, mas say I got a good price, regardless of whether it is really affordable, I laugh and her farewell, I didn't tell her I love her and me laugh really, when exposed to direct me. Come and meet me at the car late, so I don't have much free time to stroll around in the Park in fantansea, today there are many blue t-shirt of Thailand, at first I thought it came back infrared shanjun, found may be a flat organization of travel. At Asia's largest restaurant gave a meal and after dinner, show almost began. Theatre opposite the restaurant, the exterior wall is full of great sculpture, texture, and a large internal space and facilities are complete, is performing General, overall feel very bad, coupled with no title, I'm even a little sleepy. Return path, the late drivers always speak Thai taste English, 5 times after I finally understand. He said: "we found him very lucky, because he has the China, India and Thailand's descent, his grandfather is Chinese, so he was very strong. "He knew would mutter, know of Taoism, but return an hour, he kept repeating this, perhaps he should know BRO. ... Hotel nearby is the famous simon renyao Sau, I didn't go to phi phi Island, because of the diving is my longing. Departure by bus boarding, nearly 3 hours of sea travel, I insist lying with Europeans like sunshine wheat on deck, but unfortunately the instep forget sunscreen, poorly to sunburn. There have been three Shanghai people, 5 people to join in Guangdong Province, but has failed to adhere to the end, the Asian people prefer hiding cabin air conditioning blowing. Phi phi Island, while the top ten diving destinations in the world, but very small, little to no one for the road vehicle traffic, like walking in the old town, in the alley of small lane, many roads on both sides of the structures of squatter can distinguish those shops where the tsunami hit here, there is also a family name was a big thank You, the boss of the tsunami survivors, he thanked the tourists from all over the world to phi phi Island life, so he apparently and ultra low price Rewards members, three days, I have settled here, apart from the coconut milk and chicken, all the rest is delicious. I found a Chinese diving coach, was born in Yunnan, Myanmar, Thailand, because now a few words of native, I got a 2300 baht 1 two dive prices. Forget wear goggles to sea at first glance, this is better than later we dive to a depth of 14 metres are even more stunning. Assorted fish in the coral in the background, in different depth leisurely swim, even though the days of sea water due to the currents and some muddy, underwater world is still a vivid vividly rendered 3-d. I can't wait to dive to touch them, at the bottom of the sea, coach carrying my diving suit leads me to the look of the place, I was so excited that want to shout but can't. I saw countless colorful fish and unknown creatures, also use hand touch anemones, by the way, the harassment was living in the small sea anemoneUgly fish, of course, not forgetting molested aside huge seashells. Coral Reef side help I fixed to the side of the photo, underwater and never forget scratch me coach slipped me a boat and declare the end of the dive, I thought only 10 minutes, 45 minutes already passed. Don't know seasick or pressure changes too fast, two dive me three times, the second dive is only 20 minutes I asked rose to see sea turtles, sharks, but that day I see at the bottom of things is enough for me and enough good foot. With a bright Vertigo, I in tongsay bay beach side lounge side crazy drink iced coconut, it is not fun and bought a whole mango and ice cubes made mango shake, use is made of bananas is puffy bread to feed the fish. In the evening a delicious thai food, massage to almost fell asleep, I almost daily to do massage, it is good to relax and forget. Leave the phi phi's world is a lot of rain, boat rocking badly, I continue to seasickness, also comes from Eastern Europe's beauty and her boyfriend to take care of my active over, neared, I sincerely say thanks, they smile, this feeling is really good. Back to Phuket karon beach after I lived, and still play with the sea, but a luxury dinner, added some seafood, cooked with curry, the flavor is very special. Last day of the check-out, go to Phuket town, by the way, do some shopping. Phuket town is a typical use of the cities of tourism development, the layout is very strange, walked a Grove, I thought it might be to the suburbs, but springing a tesco Ltous, followed by a forest, and then suddenly a Big C. Here the fruit cheap infuriatingly, Rambutan 30 baht 1 kg, the big mango 4 as long as 40 baht, there is a sting red shell of fruit and some expensive, but the taste is sweet and sniffed its rare fragrance, I almost can't stop. Central festival is also very cool, inside the United States were flooded with visitors, it is clear that the purchasing power of most Asians, everyone big Pack small packages, I was no exception, it is almost half of the domestic prices, such as lee Jeans, approximately 1400 baht, RMB 300 or so. Buy to eat a look around, the time is almost up to the deck to return to the hotel. It's still early, how could I give up the sea under the setting sun. Karon beach sand and sea are very clean and I imagine the same, I caught crabs, pick a shell, please help me to take pictures, playing puffing. But do not want to after dark with a bunch of Fiddler crab, attracted me rock down too quickly, fell and rock around the oyster shell knife-like, my elbow flesh, because shell debris, algae and sea water, the pain I started shaking. The beach was empty, I stumbled to the drug store, but the salesman refused to help with wound, I am the good impression on Thailand's unique blemishes from her. I had to go back to the hotel, the front desk attendant upon seeing this quickly brought the first aid kit to help me to clean the wound and dressing, also said "no pain, no pain. "I hurt Khan as the rain, but comfortable. This is Along the Thailand boy, because Taiwan worked for three years, will talk about some simple Chinese, I waiting for a bus to the airport for several hours, he gave me delivering ice water, hand towels, chat with me, if I shook his hand and said: "next time, I also lived here, thank you, thank you", not a tip, but is my most sincere thanks, he felt, as he laughed, I laughed. I left his Email address, the next time you go I will give him gifts, spicy beef jerky, he should be like. "Excuse me, still Watt ladder and orange juice, please", to drink after midnight enything, urging people to sleep of flights, the wake up is in the people's Republic of China. Mas said next to her back to me, good price Along eat beef jerky is certainly laugh more brilliant, B.B massage shop eldest sister said to give me a bottle of tiger oil, thank you big boss will still after I said excitedly to convey good cooks, and so many junctions with coconut but nobody pick of coconut and delicious and beautiful egg flower ... There are charming scenery of many, but I am charming memories, so far only Phuket. This is a personal travel, non-personal, mainly record the Raiders. Travels with 25 pictures, because of my photos, so please watch out QQ space. Space address: http://user.qzone.qq.com/37388559/password: Magic doch (50 days valid, expired, please use the QQ for password).